FOR THE 10,000 TIME YOUNGBLOODS LOSER, "YES I HAVE":
A comic book shop punter has grown incredibly frustrated at being forced to wait in line at Weirdtopia Comic Book Store.
The fan in question (Liam Stapleton, 42), who only buys titles published by Dark Horse Comics, has written into MKOW giving a blow-by-blow report of a questionably malnourished nerd in front of him who spent more time hitting on the comic book shop assistant and less time handing over his “stack” to make an "every Wednesday" purchase.
My Kind Of Weird can report the awkward and noticeably uncomfortable comics shop staffer, Melody, whose likely faced her fair share of unwanted attention by the “real men” of her community, received a volley of god-tier misogynist assumptions which probably has nothing to do with being the only female staffer.
“How many years have you even worked here? What’s your favourite genre? Let me tell you, if you really want the full experience of a comic book maestro then you cannot go past Rob Liefeld. His Youngbloods reshaped the comic book industry as we know it. But I bet you wouldn’t even know that, would ya?”
“Actually, I have read Liefeld. We have a bunch of Youngbloods Issue 1 in our discount bin,” Melody was heard retorting. “Don’t even get me started on Deadpool!”
“This just as bad as when I found out Rage Against the Machine is all about woke politics! How dare you insult a true titan of the industry! What do you even read?”
Not missing a beat, Liam, who just wanted to buy his comics, interrupted with a quick “Dude, she’s not going to fuck you!” To which the Rob Liefeld nerd quickly paid for his stack and exited the establishment.
Props to Liam for sending in the Apple sound file capturing this meeting of the minds.
We’ll keep an eye on developments - with interest. More soon.